who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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