I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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