Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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