No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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