So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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