Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
This beer is not sobering me up at all
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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