The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
