Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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