I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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