a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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