there was a trapeze. enough said
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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