dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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