Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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