We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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