Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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