so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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