My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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