What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
These tits shall not be calmed
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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