I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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