So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Randomize
