Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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