I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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