he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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