Pappa wants mamma naked
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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