if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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