Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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