just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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