this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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