You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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