if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
