Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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