problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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