I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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