we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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