She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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