So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
