you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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