I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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