I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Randomize
