I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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