I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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