i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You dont lie about slip and slides
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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