How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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