In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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