but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
