Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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