exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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