id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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