I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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