There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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