She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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